4 weeks

I moved house 4 weeks ago, I’m in my new place now, its a lot bigger and there’s a lot less fluid!

I have 3 house mates, they’re not strangers to me I recognise their voices, especially the Mammy lady. I like her but not so much when she squirts water up my nose and sucks it back out with some blue contraption. She’s fun and we play games, I really enjoy the game where she thinks I’m asleep so she puts me back into my big bed, switches off the light and starts to fall asleep, then….I wake up and moan at her untill she puts the light back on and picks me up. Or sometimes I cough and splutter and she jumps up really fast, sometimes the daddy man does too, which is extra funny!!!

Daddy man is the tallest, then Mammy lady, then this big brother dude they keep talking to me about. It’s like the three bears, I like the big brother so far he’s nice to me. He’s patted me on the head a few times but he mainly stays away, him and Daddy man build with something called Duplo a lot, he also seems to be obsessed with some Blue train called Gordon. No-one is allowed to touch it except him, so I’ve made a mental note of this, I may use it against him or I may not, I think it all depends on how nice he is too me when I can reach the toys.

The Mammy lady says I’m feisty and that I’m going to keep everyone on their toes, I don’t think I’m feisty I just expect things of a certain standard. For example they should know the exact time I choose to wake up and have my milk ready for me, I don’t have time to wait for the bottle warmer, whatever that is! Also when I do a ginormous poop and it ends up almost near my arm pits I expect her to clean me up but without cleaning me up as this is an inconvenience to me, it interrupts my hand munching time in the swing!!!

I do enjoy being pushed around, I like to call this my snooze time, to be honest I cut the Mammy lady a bit of slack here and generally stay asleep when she meets her friends for coffee, they talk ALOT apparently I’ll enjoy it when I’m their age.

Bye for now


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Who’s yer daddy!!!

Firstly let me describe my husband for you, tall, handsome, kind hearted, I could actually go on forever but I don’t want to brag. Did you notice I left out the dark?? I did this for a reason……… he’s Irish so he’s rather on the pale side nor does he have dark hair, to be exact he has No hair. Now he will swear that he had hair when he met me but………whispy is not hair.

Anyhoo getting on with the story, hubs is bald and has glasses with black rims, this what our wee man has known  since the day he was born. So you can imagine his excitement when he saw his father on an easy-jet flight from Amsterdam to Bristol (his father is in America). “Daddy Daddy” tapping his “daddy” on the head and waving, luckily the man in question found it quite amusing, especially my complete and utter mortification.

Yesterday we took wee man  and his cousins out for dinner, the restaurant in question was full of families. LPV was waving frantically at someone, a family were leaving the same time as us and kindly the father held the door open for us, thank you we all said “bye daddy” said LPV. “What did he just say?” said the guy ” he called you daddy I said, I’m really sorry he’s just a bit confused” *cringes as the rather scary looking wife looks over*

Mortified I scurried back to my sisters car, sped away not realising LPV’s bottle of milk was on the roof of the car

Dad’s the word

I’ve previously blogged before, LPV’s favourite sound was DA!! Well we’ve expanded on this and the word of the moment is Daddy!! I’m still not sure if he uses it in the right context but still it’s nice to hear, not as nice Mammy would be however!!

Where’s the ball LPV???……. point to the ball stickers above his changing table B..A..L..L, say ball…….say ball


Oh I give up!!!!