Everybody Poops

If the above word makes you feel  uncomfortable at all then this post is really not for you, go make yourself a cuppa and read another one of my amazing posts!!

Poop is rather a hot topic in our household at the moment, trying to get LPV to do it in the toilet where it belongs is proving somewhat problematic, changing underpants full of crap excrement is becoming a daily occurence.

Last night whilst I was having a…erm…personal moment (yes I have openly admitted I poop to the whole of the world-wide web) I had a visitor in the bathroom. The mortifying conversation went as follows

LPV: You doing poo poo’s Mammy

Me: Um yes

LPV: Well done Mammy, if you do poo poo’s on the toilet you get chocolate buttons!! Squeeze out the poo poo Mammy……….SQUEEZE *LPV makes straining face, then runs away*

I finish my…personal moment only to find that an excited LPV so proud of his Mammy’s toilet achievements has gone to get daddy, a reluctant EPD comes into the bathroom. At this point I am beyond mortified and know that there is absolutely NO more air of mystery to our marriage  probably no more passion after this. We all then have to wave goodbye to the personal moment. LPV hugs me and tells me he’s so proud it’s cute but at this point I want to be swallowed up whole but the ground.

We all then go about our business, I jump in the shower as I was going out for a much needed after the last 10minutes drink, I open my eyes after washing my hair to find LPV back.

Me: Hi bubby

LPV: Haha you’re 37 *runs away*

Well that added insult to injury, there is NO point in even trying to forget this happened. Children have an amazing knack of forgetting stuff like “don’t pick your nose” or “you have to share” but you can bet your arse he won’t forget this. This “prime, inappropriate material” for telling Miss Natalie during show and tell at school. I can image it now, we’ll never be able to look each other in the the eye!!!

6 thoughts on “Everybody Poops

  1. Granma Obrien says:

    OH my god ive never laughed so much in all my life . Brilliant keep it coming just love reading your blogs xxxx

  2. L Hunt says:

    This makes me laugh. Our potty training issue is that he will only poop in his nappy which he still wears at night and if he has an afternoon nap, which is rare unless he is poorly right now. He will wait until his nappy is on at bedtime then go to his room and squat and do it in the nappy. Then I need to change it right away. Even if I put him on the potty before bed he won’t do it. Then he does another in the morning just before I have time to get him dressed. I figure I’m very lucky that he doesn’t do it in his big boy underpants and just have to wait it out. He has the rest of it figured out really well. Touch wood we have never had any issues with an accident when we are out. He too loves to interrupt me in my moment of privacy!!! What’s with that? He wants privacy when he wants to do a poo in his nappy!!!!!

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