I moved house 4 weeks ago, I’m in my new place now, its a lot bigger and there’s a lot less fluid!

I have 3 house mates, they’re not strangers to me I recognise their voices, especially the Mammy lady. I like her but not so much when she squirts water up my nose and sucks it back out with some blue contraption. She’s fun and we play games, I really enjoy the game where she thinks I’m asleep so she puts me back into my big bed, switches off the light and starts to fall asleep, then….I wake up and moan at her untill she puts the light back on and picks me up. Or sometimes I cough and splutter and she jumps up really fast, sometimes the daddy man does too, which is extra funny!!!

Daddy man is the tallest, then Mammy lady, then this big brother dude they keep talking to me about. It’s like the three bears, I like the big brother so far he’s nice to me. He’s patted me on the head a few times but he mainly stays away, him and Daddy man build with something called Duplo a lot, he also seems to be obsessed with some Blue train called Gordon. No-one is allowed to touch it except him, so I’ve made a mental note of this, I may use it against him or I may not, I think it all depends on how nice he is too me when I can reach the toys.

The Mammy lady says I’m feisty and that I’m going to keep everyone on their toes, I don’t think I’m feisty I just expect things of a certain standard. For example they should know the exact time I choose to wake up and have my milk ready for me, I don’t have time to wait for the bottle warmer, whatever that is! Also when I do a ginormous poop and it ends up almost near my arm pits I expect her to clean me up but without cleaning me up as this is an inconvenience to me, it interrupts my hand munching time in the swing!!!

I do enjoy being pushed around, I like to call this my snooze time, to be honest I cut the Mammy lady a bit of slack here and generally stay asleep when she meets her friends for coffee, they talk ALOT apparently I’ll enjoy it when I’m their age.

Bye for now

CJV

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