Doctor Doctor I think that your shite!!!
That’s what I should have said, what did I do, “thank you Dr and happily handed over my twenty-five euro’s to pay for they pleasure of having a lifeless zombie examine my son.
Me: Hello, I just wanted you to take a look at my son’s eczema and it’s flared up recently and he even has it on his bottom, I’m worried about infection. Also could we have some more cream as we’ve run out
Strips off child
Dr: Yes, he has eczema!!! (well stone a crow, didn’t know that), Do you have cream??
Me: No we’ve run out *did I not just say that*
Dr: I will prescribe some cream
It’s good to know that our children are being cared for by the best!!
I miss you Dr Khan!!!!!