Why?

There are the usual questions that one would ask the universe

Why can’t I be rich
Why can’t Jessica Simpson have my body and I’ll have hers
Why am I the only person in my family to have mahoosive bangers.

I know these will only ever be answered with just because, however I have more questions

Why does LPV get a p**s on the minute we walk into the supermarket?
Why do my jeans continue to fall down even when I’m wearing a belt?
Why is it when you need to trump in public it’s never a quiet one?

Answers on a postcard please

4 thoughts on “Why?

  1. farfromhomemama says:

    Do you have the dreadful apple shape too? Big boobs, slightly spare tyre, no hips, and skinny legs? Massive bangers and jeans that fall down are the bains of my life. I’d also like to add a question – why is my house so filthy when I seem to do nothing but clean?

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