There are the usual questions that one would ask the universe
Why can’t I be rich
Why can’t Jessica Simpson have my body and I’ll have hers
Why am I the only person in my family to have mahoosive bangers.
I know these will only ever be answered with just because, however I have more questions
Why does LPV get a p**s on the minute we walk into the supermarket?
Why do my jeans continue to fall down even when I’m wearing a belt?
Why is it when you need to trump in public it’s never a quiet one?
Answers on a postcard please