Saturday today!! And this is a special saturday as today we are dedicating this satcap to the loveliest mammy dinosaur I know, the genius the witty, the talented MAMMSAURUS!!!!! RaRRRRRRRRHHHHHH
So Mammasaurus we salute you!!! *stands up straight and salutes*
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oh no – pictures in the loo again?
Who? Me? Whaddid I do???
Uh? What am I doing here?
The paps get their money shot.
Sh*t! I think my fart just followed through…
What you want me to leave my glasses ON – gah!!!!
ok ok you caught me!!
A satcap all about me?
Wasn’t me!
omg its scare-asaurus
It’s Mammasaurus day? Crap, I hope they didn’t find THOSE photos. Papasaurus will kill me.
Wow how much does a glass of gin cost?
No you’ve got to be kidding me? They could not have plotted all of this without me knowing? …..he he he yes we can!
“Another photo of me?!?”