He’s making a list and checking it twice!!

Dear Santa (can I call you Santa?? Or does it have to be Mr Claus)

Please may I have an iPad, it would make my life so much easier, I don’t know how, but it will…………..I feel that my behaviour has been second to none this year and in fact I would describe myself as angel (I’m sure you’d all agree 😉 ) I would really appreciate it if you could make the wish list on our Amsterdam house come true, If it does and we move in I promise that next christmas (when I will host christmas in my own house) I will buy you best some really lovely chocolate chips cookies as I know you love them.

I would really like to wake up on christmas morning, looking younger, slimmer and just damn right fabulous, I understand that this maybe a rather tough task so if it’s not possible please can I just have some extra hours in my day and maybe some Botox.

I have finally got round to getting LPV a haircut so I would appreciate it , that you come give anyone who calls him SHE or a PRETTY GIRL a rather hefty smack around the head. Cheers!!

Please can you sprinkle some magic dust over LPV so he always eats his veggies & fruit, this will save me so much worry, thanks!

I would also like it if Potterybarn kids thank me for being their most loyal customer by giving me a trolley dash(without a time limit) in their store in the Netherlands that they will open just for me.

I would love it if all my family and friends far and wide have a happy healthy festive season, enjoy the company of their loved ones and spare a thought for those less fortunate.

I would like some feedback on my requests as If these requests are not possible for you I will need to consult the Easter bunny or tooth fairy about them. I do understand that you are incredibly busy at the moment, training reindeer’s, mentoring Elves and obviously making your list and double checking it.If all this not possible, I’d be happy with Benefit makeup and How I met your mother on DVD

One last thing,

Merry Christmas

Expatmammy

age: very young and youthful

Blog post inspired by castawaywithdreams

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