Right it’s Saturday, that means caption day, comment using the superb sense of humor I know you all have, then head to Mammasaurus!!!
Short but sweet today as I am still feel rather poop, although me and my rather bright red nose are off to Lapland for a sleigh guiding interview, mover over Rudolph there’s another bright red nose in town!!
20 thoughts on “Saturday caption”
The grown ups clearly don’t have a clue, I will have to teach myself.
There must be a chapter in here on how to get mummy to say yes to everything!
Pfft toddler training…. its not me that needs training!
‘Hmmm it’s quite good mum but I prefered ‘Mother Managing’ !’
Time to do some editing.
Where did I put my pen? There seems to be a few chapters that need ‘tweaking’
Hmmm so she thinks she can outwit me does she?
Right, THIS one’s the one I always see her reading. I’m putting this in the bin…
This’ll be good for something. Perhaps lighting the fire?
Now what does it say the punishment is for eating all the biscuits?
I might as well stay ahead of the game. She is naive to think I can ever be tamed!
Right, I’m sure there’s a chapter in here somewhere on How to Avoid Being Tamed
Quick, I’ll insert something about the importance of daily Dolly Mixtures.
“Muuummmm, I’ve found your secret stash of books. Did you really think I’d fall for any of the rubbish in THIS book?…. I thought you ‘parents’ were supposed to be clever?!
There must be something in this book, that can help me sort Daddy out!
Who writes this rubbish?
Ok, time for a little bit of research. It pays to stay one step ahead of the competition.
Ahh yes the new book is out, let me just check if my pal Doc C Green put all my comments in…
“Right. Where’s my red pen? I’ve got some corrections to make.”
So scream for 3 minutes, pretend to stop, then scream for 15 minutes until they give in…..excellent