5 jobs for Mamma

So this week I’ve had to make the decision as to whether I go back to my job as a pre school teacher or stay at home and continue to be a full time Mammy  to my wee man. It got me thinking about the  unhelpful experiences I’ve learnt/had as a Mammy, I’m not talking about caring for your child I’m talking about the other stuff you do as new mammy here are a list of job I think I’d be good at using my experiences in motherhood

  1. Coffee taster for Costa coffee
  2. Professional Pyjama shoplifter (this was from an embarressing incident in Mothercare)
  3. Party entertainer with extensive experience in ridiculous dancing and singing made up songs
  4. Crappy custard/cake maker
  5.  Shopping Mall Tour guide

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